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a whiter shade of pale
Created on 2003-05-01 20:08:51 (#1037337), last updated 2006-04-27
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Basic Info| Name: | Maggie |
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| Birthdate: | 08-03 |
| Location: | Los Angeles, California, United States |
BioDo you know what asses are? Asses are the human races' favorite things. We like them on each other. We like them on magazine covers. We even like them on babies. When we're alone we like to scratch them. When there's a fire we like to warm them. And who among us hasn't, in a lonely moment, reached back for a discreet fondle. We love out asses. When God gave us our asses he had to stick them round the back just so we wouldn't stare at them all day. Cuz when God made the ass he didn't say "hey, its just your basic hinge, lets knock off early." He said "behonld yee angels I have created the ass. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name."
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Schools:
Walter Reed Middle School - North Hollywood, CA (1999 - 2002)Alexander Hamilton High School - Los Angeles, CA (2002 - 2006)
Haverford College - Haverford, PA (2006 - present)
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